how to write a proper letter

Use high quality stationary.

Decide on a colour that best represents your mood ....

and sentiment you wish to convey. 

If necessary...

pick another colour that matches your pajamas. 

If you are very tired...

lay on the table to write. 

Hum a little while you write.

Take your time and share your heart.

When becoming fatigued during a particularly lengthy letter...

find a place that will ensure a foot massage.

Don't forget to seal your letter with a kiss.

all for now..